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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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2025 1h 53m English Movie R 6.3 410 votes
Drama
Now on OTT
Digital · 18 Nov 2025

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Theatrical release
10 Oct 2025
Digital / OTT
OTT release
since 18 Nov 2025
Runtime
1h 53m
Director
Mary Bronstein
Box office
$1.7M
Budget $1.5M

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You FAQ

Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has no confirmed streaming platform yet — it is currently tracked as a theatrical release. Streaming details appear here as soon as a platform is announced.

When was If I Had Legs I'd Kick You released?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released on 10 Oct 2025.

When did If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come to OTT?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You started streaming on 18 Nov 2025.

What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Who is in the cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You stars Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Rose Byrne and A$AP Rocky, among others. Tap any name to see their full filmography and profile.

What genre is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a Drama movie.

How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs for 1h 53m.

What language is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is in English and was produced in US.

What is the rating of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You holds a community score of 6.3/10 on TMDB from 410 votes, which updates as more people vote.

Is there a trailer for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

Yes — the official If I Had Legs I'd Kick You trailer is on this page.

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You a movie or a web series?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a movie.